Are You Friggin' Kidding Me?

One Bostonian's Misadventures in Dating

Baby Bender is leaving & Stupid Bitches hate me.

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I had started writing this post, but realized there were too many details for such a “nothing happened” story. Basically, it’s another story where I went out and everyone in the group loved me, except for the jealous, insecure chick. 

Baby Bender is moving tomorrow and invited me to his going away party over the weekend. The girl who I have a feeling he’d been seeing recently (or maybe in the past, or maybe never, who knows) started off being alright with me. That is, until BB mentioned to his friend that I was going to NJ this summer for a concert and then he yelled to me across the table that I had to stay with him when I came down. 

She then started peacocking. She suddenly was the loudest and most obnoxious person I’d met. When the group wanted to go to a club before karaoke (to mine and BB’s dismay), she started asking if there was a pole at the club because she wanted to pole dance. Seriously? Then any time BB, or anyone else in the group for that matter, tried to talk to me, she’d interrupt. And if anyone was close to BB (not just me), she’d play this “well, I’ve known him for like 2 years so obviously I’m a better friend”.

Ugh, GTFO.

So we ended up at this karaoke place where you rent a room and sing in there, semi privately. I hate these places, but whatever. She had gone to the club while a small section of the group went to karaoke. BB and I were cuddling on the couch, singing horrible Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch karaoke when the rest of the group showed up. She and her girlfriends sang Taylor Swift’s 22 and I wanted to murder them. It was more awful than need me.

Also, they messed up the tv and programming system for the karaoke, which lead to me yelling at her and BB taking my side. BOOM BITCH.

BB and I ended the night with a little “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” and everyone loved it. She didn’t like how cozy we were and blurted out “HEY BB, WE SHOULD DO BREAKFAST”. He simply said “sure okay” and I shrugged it off. Whatever. Then I realized she meant leave right that minute to go get breakfast at some sleazy diner downtown.

Now, we were in my neck of the woods. The diner is way out of the way, but it’s near where both of them live (and some of the others from the group). BB tried to get me to go with them, but I had decided that I didn’t want to go all the way down there for horrible food, just to come all the way back to my hood. He thought about it and understood, saying that we needed to make sure to hang out before he left, which may not happened since that only leaves tonight.

Anyway, this stupid bitch has the smuggest smile on her face, but loses it when BB starts gushing about how fun and awesome I am to his friends. “She does Muay Thai, you shouldn’t fuck with her”, “She’s got awesome tattoos”, “She’s got the best job ever”, etc. She hated it. It was great.

I’m sorry that I’m fantastic and you’re boring. I can’t stand attention seeking bitches like that.

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Author: Jane Champagne

I'm a single late 20s chick, living in Boston. I go on a lot of horrible dates, but some good ones, too.

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