Yet another creepy conversation, thanks to online dating.
Him: Hi there, how are you doing?
So I’m writing you because I’d like to ask you a question. I’m pretty sure that you wouldn’t really want to date me, but I have something I’d like to offer you and I’m wondering if you’d be willing to hear me out for just a moment?
Me: What’s up?
Him: Ok, well you’re going to think I’m nuts, but here goes, lol.
How would you like your very own servant? I can cook, clean, do laundry, dishes, housework, chores, errands, manual labor, or just about
anything else in the world you wanted. I’m pretty handy and useful overall and I can even give a pretty damned good pedicure.
I’m not really asking for anything special in return except for you allowing me the privilege of doing those sorts of things for you. I wouldn’t
even ask you to treat me well…
So what do you think?
And, I’m Charlie, by the way 🙂