Are You Friggin' Kidding Me?

One Bostonian's Misadventures in Dating

Personal Servant? Wait, what?


Yet another creepy conversation, thanks to online dating.

Him: Hi there, how are you doing? 

So I’m writing you because I’d like to ask you a question. I’m pretty sure that you wouldn’t really want to date me, but I have something I’d like to offer you and I’m wondering if you’d be willing to hear me out for just a moment?


Me: What’s up?


Him: Ok, well you’re going to think I’m nuts, but here goes, lol. 

How would you like your very own servant? I can cook, clean, do laundry, dishes, housework, chores, errands, manual labor, or just about 
anything else in the world you wanted. I’m pretty handy and useful overall and I can even give a pretty damned good pedicure. 

I’m not really asking for anything special in return except for you allowing me the privilege of doing those sorts of things for you. I wouldn’t 
even ask you to treat me well… 

So what do you think? 

And, I’m Charlie, by the way 🙂


Author: Jane Champagne

I'm a single late 20s chick, living in Boston. I go on a lot of horrible dates, but some good ones, too.

2 thoughts on “Personal Servant? Wait, what?

  1. Yikes… I just want to tell these guys the problem with their sell jobs. Did he request a minimum starting wage? I need a housekeeper 😀

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