Recently, I had been texting with this guy back and forth and trying to schedule a date with him. Our timing was all off, but it wasn’t a huge issue yet. Last week, I had texted him to try to make plans and he said he had a dinner date that night. I said “oh cool, good luck” and shrugged it off. No big deal.
Until that evening. The following conversation happens. Seriously, WTF. I don’t get it at all.
Him: What’s up?
Me: Not a whole lot. You?
Him: Getting home. Slightly inebriated.
Me: How was your date?
Him: Lol drunk and by myself how do you think it went haha
Him: How’s your evening?
Me: Low key.
Him: Awe. Wanna cuddle?
Me: Aw if we’d already met maybe. But not tonight.
Him: Phff that means nothing
Him: If we had met already lol
Me: Well I haven’t met you so I’m not going to cuddle with a stranger 😛
Him: If you meet me we are no longer strangers
Me: so let’s meet soon and then if we get along we can cuddle another time
Him: I don’t want the preposition of “if you decide we get along” to cloud my judgement of if you like me. Oh well.
Me: That won’t change anything
Him: already has
Me: How? I’m lost.
Him: because. you don’t trust me.
Me: I didn’t say that. I just don’t cuddle or hook up randomly.
Him: It’s not random.
Me: It is. I’m just not that easy.
Him: See? I knew it was you trying to prove to yourself you weren’t ‘easy’ which I never presupposed you were
Me: Ok. So it seems like you just want to play games.
Me and Him: Bye.